04 December 2008

i hear dumb people

I was in Tuby Ruesday (as it became affectionately called after a few too many drinks) and I overheard a few guys talking about hooking up and things they consider deal breakers. The convo went something like this. All names created for ease of discussion.

Tom: When I'm hooking up, I want the girl with the cute friends and try to make it a group activitiy.

John: I want a girl who's gonna let the alcohol rule.

Mike: Yea, that's great, but who wants a girl with her own condom stash?

::enter crickets::

John: Whatcha saying dude?

Tom: A girl with her own condoms is cool. That means you've got more to party with.

Mike: Nah dude. If she's got her own stash that means she probably sleeps around.

::enter crickets again. a few stifled laughs and me with a WTF? expression::

John: Dude, you're an ass. Whadya mean she probably sleeps around? Safe sex is good. Safe and easy sex is even better.

Tom: Yea, if ya hooking up, you want it to be stress free and who wants to be all hot and bothered and then worry about condoms.

Mike: But that's not cool dude.

Okay, so by now my mind is going a mile a minute and I'm like, how dumb is Mike really? Being completely gobsmacked by the nonsense coming out of Mike's mouth that I continue to listen adn he tries to prove his point.

Mike: I mean if I'm hooking up and I'm at her place, I don't want her reaching into the drawer and going through an assortment of condoms. That makes her look easy and cheap.

John: Man, are you hearing yourself? You're a f*cking moron. If you're hooking up, the girl is probably easy in the first place dude, so you better be happy that she's got her own stash or you could get more than an easy lay.

::Tom and John high five. Mike ponders::

Mike: Yeah, but girls aren't supposed to be ready to hook up. We're men and we're sposed to be in charge and ready for the show.

I've now had my second beer and I'm trying to convince myself that the beer is taking control of my mental accuities and I"m really not hearing the crap Mike's spewing.

Tom: Dude with that attitude you shouldn't even be hooking up. You're too stupid to see and opportunity and take it.

John: Yea, and this way you get to either use more; if you can stay hard that long ::huge laughter:: or you'll have more of your own left for another time.

Mike: F*ck you! I don't care what you say. I don't want no girl who's got her own condom stash.

Fortunately, my friends joined showed up and saved me from anymore of the boylsheet that was coming from Mike. I couldn't believe he was that equally dumb and naive to think that the girls he was hooking up with werent easy and weren't smart enough to be responsible about their looseness. I replayed the conversation for my friends who shared in the concensus that Mike would be most likely to either get an STD or someone pregnant from a hook up.

It's sad that there are people who really think that women shouldn't have their own condom supply or might be offended by it. In this day and age, you can't be too careful with the person you're already in a relationship with let alone someone you're just hooking up with.

I'd rather see dead people than hear dumb ones.

Love!

19 comments:

Keith said...

Blu Jewell I totally agree with you
on this one. Safe Sex is essential
in this day and age..It's a no brainer...No pun intended.

Love the new look of your blog.

T.C. said...

Sfe sex is essential!! but i totally agree with the friend that said if you are hooking up with her easily, then she is probably easy...HELLO! I mean let's be real here if she is just coming over after meeting at bar then....anyways..people are truly incredible these days

GLAD you are back on the map...

MysTery said...

Tom: Dude with that attitude you shouldn't even be hooking up. You're too stupid to see and opportunity and take it.

LMBO!!! Hey lady! Long time! Hope all is well!

Blu Jewel said...

@ Keith - Safe sex is the ONLY sex to have. Thanks for the compliment.

@ T.C - You should have seen my face throughout this conversation. I wanted to chime in so bad and smack Mike upside his head, but he's too stupid to know what hit him anyway.

@ MysTery - I'm telling you, I almost lost it when Tom said that. I'm trying to get back on track with my blogging.

Love!

Ms. Confessions said...

Every adult should have a stash of condom especially if you’re sexually active. It’s almost scary when you think, people actually think this way.

lyre said...

I understand the safe sex part but clearly Mike isnt looking for a woman who is ready for the "hook up". But he has bought into the myth that the "good girl" is more safe than the promiscuous one.

The only truly safe relationship is the abstinent one. However, since that is never gonna fly, might as well do the next best thing and wrap it up.

hear 50 cent has his own brand!

Believer 1964 said...

It sounds like Mike wants to take only the "good girls" to bed. Um, some good girls get their wild on! ;)

dc_speaks said...

Hey you. That was mad funny.

Happy Holidays to you and yours.

chele said...

Wow. Just wow.

Hawa Bond said...

Actually, Mike sounds like a wannabe player who's dabbling out of his league. He probably wants a "good girl," but can't stand to be considered weak in front of his triflin' friends. LOL

I still believe that living the life of "hook ups" can eat away at your emotional, mental, physical, and especially spiritual well-being. Call me a prude, but I'm a prude who's been there. hehe

Hawa, author of
Fackin Truth Blog (Personal Blog)
and
Cleanse Master Remix (Health Blog)

Shai said...

Wow! Then they wonder why so many STDs are spreading in bigger numbers. Sad thing Mike will probably forgo a doc when he gets symptoms.

Rastaman said...

This is the best laugh I've had in a long, long time!

nikki said...

i wish i knew that guy's name so i could make sure he wasn't in my lil black book.

*dead*@"i'd rather see dead people than listen to dumb ones"

Mizrepresent said...

Blu, too funny. I kinda shocked a friend before with my assortment...of course he thinks i just get busy like that, but truth be told, i got them for free, so i kept them for special occasions.

Lyrically speaking said...

Wow, lol, all I can say is wow...how are you doing? been so long

ingridspeak said...

Hey, Jewell this is just a drive by to thank you for the Christmas wishes. I was so surprised when I opened my mailbox and lo and behold a Merry Christmas from Jersy! Thanks Lady and peace and blessings to you and your this holiday season and for the whole of 2009!

ingridspeak said...

Hey, Jewell this is just a drive by to thank you for the Christmas wishes. I was so surprised when I opened my mailbox and lo and behold a Merry Christmas from Jersy! Thanks Lady and peace and blessings to you and your this holiday season and for the whole of 2009!

Rastaman said...

Merry Christmas!

Eb the Celeb said...

you havent blogged in a while... hope you are well... and Happy New Year!