the sound effects!

Using public restrooms is an activity most hate, but have to endure during the day to prevent the potential health risks avoiding them can cause. I'm not exception to the rule, and often wait until I'm damn near ready to pee myself before I go. I'n in; I'm out and I'm on with my day. But what is up with these people (namingly woman) who go in there and camp out just to take a piss or shit? This morning I went into the ladies room and there's a woman in there pissing and she's got all these sound effects going as if pissing was the highlight of her day. I couldn't help but wonder what noises she makes when she has to shit for all the noise she made over peeing.

Then I go to another ladies room to wash my hands and there's a woman in there taking a shit and she's grunting angrily. I wasn't sure if she was mad because I interupted her movement or if she's was angry because it was giving her grief. Either way, I didn't want to stick around to find out, so I washed and ran barely stopping to dry my hands.

I don't understand how people can go to the rest room in public with such ease and then add sound effects and such while they're in there. Even when I'm home, I go in; get out and get on with my day. I don't want to stick around and turn it into story time or show and tell event.

Does anyone else encounter this mess when they're at work?

Love!