03 March 2008

the sound effects!

Using public restrooms is an activity most hate, but have to endure during the day to prevent the potential health risks avoiding them can cause. I'm not exception to the rule, and often wait until I'm damn near ready to pee myself before I go. I'n in; I'm out and I'm on with my day. But what is up with these people (namingly woman) who go in there and camp out just to take a piss or shit? This morning I went into the ladies room and there's a woman in there pissing and she's got all these sound effects going as if pissing was the highlight of her day. I couldn't help but wonder what noises she makes when she has to shit for all the noise she made over peeing.

Then I go to another ladies room to wash my hands and there's a woman in there taking a shit and she's grunting angrily. I wasn't sure if she was mad because I interupted her movement or if she's was angry because it was giving her grief. Either way, I didn't want to stick around to find out, so I washed and ran barely stopping to dry my hands.

I don't understand how people can go to the rest room in public with such ease and then add sound effects and such while they're in there. Even when I'm home, I go in; get out and get on with my day. I don't want to stick around and turn it into story time or show and tell event.

Does anyone else encounter this mess when they're at work?



Anonymous said...

Girl we have a lady where I work who is like clock work and she leaves the restroom smelling like the cow row at the local 4H fair. YUCK! I feel you. Who wants to hang out in a public restroom.

Lyrically speaking said...

This is too funny, lol. I hate using public restrooms, especially at work, the ladies there always leave the restroom dirty with water all over the counters and there's always a fowl smell which makes me want to throw up.

Terry said...

My first thought was...ya sure there wasn't something else going on in that stall that was, her ah, not related to number one or number two?

I'm just sayin'.

T.C. said...

chile these women are NASTY you hear me up over these parts! so YES i totally encounter this nonesense on a regular basis and because of such avoid as much as possible the public restroom...HA!

Blu Jewel said...

ingrid - cow row at the local 4H? Damn, that's real nasty!

lyrically - makes you wonder how these women are at home right?!

terry - you know it's sad to admit, but i actually did think that at first.

t.c - dont it make you wanna go use the men's room? i've thought about it, but then get scared cause i've heard stories about them too!! *shudder*

Paula D. said...

Haaaaaaaaaaa! I feel your pain! There are some nasty women out there! Hopefully they at least flushed the toilet. I still have no understanding for why a grown ass women would push out a brick & leave that shit behind.....arghh!

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - It's the same thing in the men's room.

Anonymous said...

Blu, Blu, Blu. Speaking for the men (with all respect to Bro. Darius) men don't even THINK about the things women do in the bathroom. In fact most of us secretly believe you don't go at all. You just show up pretty and whatever you must have to do, you do when we're asleep or otherwise engaged.

The thought of ya'll gruntin' over a turd like some football player messes with a reality that we...well frankly, we just don't want messed with.

So if you could work out some sort of "Man Warning" when you do your female intimates, I for one, would be grateful.

[sigh...trying to put my reality back together]

Mizrepresent said...

This was too funny! We hate, absolutely hate it when "someone takes a dump in the morning in our bathrooms"...we have one handicap bathroom on our floor and it is "highly recommended" for this intended activity...but if you must, please retreat to the boo-boo corner, take the can of spray with you, and poop and flush repeatedly so we don't smell anything...an absolutely no sounds allowed.

Mr.Slish said...

Try being in the mens room and underneath the urinal is a pool of piss! You telling me grown ass men still can't pee straight! The worst is the long ass pubic hairs they leave behind...lol

Don said...

dead @ she's got all these sound effects going as if pissing was the highlight of her day.

I think females may experience this more than males. I cant really say Ive experience it since the army awhile ago. Personally I cant sit on a toilet besides the one @ the crib or a relative house.

Definitely a post to start the day off right, Blu. Thanks.

Blu Jewel said...

paula - i guess you've experienced that same pain.

darius - thanks for answering my question about the men's room. *eww!*

sojo - OMG! if you didn't remind me of Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. As much as you don't want to admit, we are as nasy as y'all it seems. *lol*

miz - that's wild that there's a "designated spot" for that activity, but it does make sense.

slish - standing in a pool of piss? oh, that's beyond nasty *making puke face*

don - if i didn't know any better, i'd have thought she was handling herself. the bathroom experience doesn't seem to be that much difference between males and females.