Have you ever looked at people and wondered how they're not getting it? You know; you give 'em that head tilt look like the RCA dog from back in the day and say in your head, "WTF? Are you really that dense?"
Well, here's a list of some signs that "Blu's really not into you..."
...I never cross the threshold of your cube when I engage in conversation with you
...I say things like, "it's easy for girls to be just friends with a guy"
...I, under a certain level of social duress, issue a hug where only my upper body is barely touching you and it's very brief
...have never complimented you on anything you've worn...ever!
...have called you out for needing to see your barber
...refuse to respond to your slick comments about my being "sexy, hot, etc..."
...laugh and say, "whatever" when you're trying to flirt with me
...have said repeatedly, "and you wonder why you're single?"
...have been considered "mean", though it's not really me being mean, I'm actually just being honest and you can't handle the truth
Well, that's all folks...no more to read here...have a great day!
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