Have you ever looked at people and wondered how they're not getting it? You know; you give 'em that head tilt look like the RCA dog from back in the day and say in your head, "WTF? Are you really that dense?"
Well, here's a list of some signs that "Blu's really not into you..."
...I never cross the threshold of your cube when I engage in conversation with you
...I say things like, "it's easy for girls to be just friends with a guy"
...I, under a certain level of social duress, issue a hug where only my upper body is barely touching you and it's very brief
...have never complimented you on anything you've worn...ever!
...have called you out for needing to see your barber
...refuse to respond to your slick comments about my being "sexy, hot, etc..."
...laugh and say, "whatever" when you're trying to flirt with me
...have said repeatedly, "and you wonder why you're single?"
...have been considered "mean", though it's not really me being mean, I'm actually just being honest and you can't handle the truth
Well, that's all folks...no more to read here...have a great day!
Love to live; live to love!
11 comments:
Your I'm-not-into-you hug reminds me of a familiar church hug. Why bother? I don't have cooties!
Wow...sounds kind of serious..-LMAO
Apparently, this guy is not going to be the one to end the drought is he? LMAO...
oh. my. GOD! Is Mr. Geico at it again? roflmao I really need to meet this clown when you return to Joisey.
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@Believer - he's made such a production over getting a hug from me that it just doesn't come naturally for me, so that's why he gets that kind of hug.
@Keith - and that's a resounding NO!!!
@Hawa - ding, ding, ding! You guessed it. yes, you so need to come check him out.
Love to live; live to love!
yeah... If you keep saying 'and you wonder why you're single to someone'... I mean repeatedly... a bell has got to go off in their head... like maybe she's saying this so often for a reason??
Poor man. The torture you must put him through with your sexy outfits and tight up jeans dem...lol
Hi Blu,
LMAO... the more you push him away the harder he will try...poor man! Stay Blessed.
@ Ruthibelle - I really wish he would get a clue, which would prevent me from saying this kind of stuff.
@ Slish - what? so, it's my fault now? You rass!
@ Wendy - oh, and he's trying alright; but I so wish he wasn't.
love to live; live to love!
Some people just don't get it.
oh yes the church hug...CLASSIC!!!
I totally feel you on this one...again our lives are so parallel...lol
@ BZ - And this dude definitely doesn't.
@ T.C - The church hug is something isn't it. LMAO @ our parallels!
Love to live; live to love!
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