05 February 2009

on handling "Steve"...or not!

For those who haven't read Tuesday's post, I suggest you do so you can get acquainted with "Steve".

Well, this lil freaker almost got me in a world of crap with lil lady yesterday who wanted to have our t.v date while he wanted something else. What should have been an easy choice; watch t.v with lil lady turned into a battle of let's see how fast we can get one in. So, here I am in my room wearing nothing but a robe and panties battling with Steve.

Steve: C'mon Blu, you know how we do. We can get one in real quick.

Blu: But lil lady's downstairs and wants to watch t.v and it's her first night back home.

Steve: Yea, I know, but shit... I'm horny and we can have a quickie

Blu: Damn you! We can wait an hour or so right? You know she wants some quality time with me.

Steve: All this time you're wasting arguing, we coulda done this already.

Blu: Ugh! You're a fuggin mess and...oooh! Mmmm....*deep breathing*...

Steve: See, there you go...Come on dirty girl, you can do it...

Blu: ********!!!!!!********!!!!!!

Steve: Yea! See, there you go! Now that didn't take long did it?

Blu: *Deep breathe* Nah, but you ain't right for that shit.

Steve departs allowing Blu to clean up and go downstairst to watch t.v with the unsuspecting lil lady.

Readers...I' got problems for real!

Love to live; live to love!


Terry said...

Ahhhh, one woman's problem can be anothers man's oppertunity.

Blu, you need to find some steady ready Baby. Y'all have men in Jersey don't you?

WiZ said...

i think steve could have waited a bit but keep in mind that dude could have gotten it from somewhere else. so next time close your eyes and open wide. fake it if you have to

Blu Jewel said...

@ Terry - dead @ "Y'all hae men in Jersey don't you"

@ Wiz - thanks for the stop by, but you needed to read my post yesterday to know that "Steve" isn't a real person. "Steve" is the name I've give my rather active libido. And for the record, the Jewel DOES NOT FAKE IT!!!!

Hawa Bond said...

ROFLMBAO. I love the way this was written, and I say....

DAYYYYUM! You and Steve rollin' like dat?? He made you cheat on yo' damn self. That's some good luvin.' LOL

I'm still working on a pet name for my libido. I haven't found a name that captures the perfect balance yet.

PS: Blu, you cray-zee. Love you girl!

Hawa, author of Fackin Truth Blog and Cleanse Master Remix

Ruthibelle said...

Totally unrelated question: why is that jaguar a reflection of yourself??

Terry said...

Er-ah RUTHIBELLE…I’m no feline expert, but I think that’s a Panther. A Black Panther to be precise.

Keith said...

Lololol Steve is a mess...It's time for you to call Mr. Toolbelt or Grandy over...For real!!!!Don't torture yourself any longer...Go get some for real.

Blu Jewel said...

@Hawa - Yea, Steve and I got some craziness going on and as you have now read, he managed to get the best of me that night. Damn him! You gotta name your libido too? We some hella women when we've gotta name our libido's. I'll think of a few and you can tell me which you like the best. *giggle*

@ Ruthibelle - as Terry corrected, it's a black panther. I'm feline natured and black panthers are my favorite cats.

@ Terry - thanks for the correction!

@Keith - Mr. Toolbelt CAN NOT and WILL NOT be called; he's so not worth my time/energy. Grandy could make the cut, but he's gonna need to be well nourished/hyrdrated beforehand because this event would be no sprinting matter. Marathon comes to mind.

Love to live; live to love!

chele said...

... that was way too much information at 9:30 a.m. LOL!!

BZ said...

LMMFAO!! I feel you, sis!!

Blu Jewel said...

@ Chele - Yea, it really is, but you can blame Organized Noise for that...according to him, there is no such thing as TMI in the blogospere

@ BZ - I'm so glad I have someone to empathise with me.

Love to live; live to love!

Ms. Confessions said...

Not feeling Steve at all, he's lame for not being willing to wait. :)

Blu Jewel said...

@ Ms. - "Steve" is NOT a real person, but the name of my libido. You'll have to go back a couple days to my "Errant..." post to get it

love to live; live to love!

Organized Noise said...

I'm sorry, I don't see what the problem is. You're human. When you lose "Steve", is when you start to have problems.