05 February 2007

Guest blogger...

I made the mistake of opening my blog page with my kid sitting on my lap and she promptly and most efficiently demanded and took over the keyboard. The following is a result of her madness...

so im sittin here wit ma daughter and she is buggin and so am i. she is 14 and is outside her mind. i mean really she has lost it! idk what to do wit her but she is funny. she be wyliin' and always finds ways to make me laugh. im crackin up ash she is writin dis mess. i dont like her most of da time but i love her all da time. i want to fix her effed up typin but she wont let me. im bout to pee ma self from laughin and due to the fact ma 90 lbs. teenager is sittin on ma lap and bein a myspace feen! (( lol syke nah she not)) but anywaysz im in tears from laughin and she is takin this very seriously. she misses her pookie and wont let me use da computer cuz she wants to talk to her boo online but as soon as dat is ova she will be on da phone talkin to him. she wines and complains bout how she "loves him" && "missesz him" but oh well i love it! i jus love bein wit dem crazy a$$ kidsz (( they brightenin up ma stressful life)) i sometimes feel like ringin' ma daughters neck and throwin her across da room but i hold it back! yay me!! i have self control thanksz to anger management (( i even have da certificate)). I sometimes relapse but itsz only a minor one which involves throwin hard painful objects at people. BUT! i say sry and itsz all good...TILL NEXT TIME!!....OK YEA SO IM OUT NIGGASZ. ill get at ya lamesz lata!

love,
blujewel's daughter<3333


P.S...The contents of this post was NOT approved by the blog owner who was threatened with bodily harm if it were deleted.

15 comments:

Rosemarie said...

Okay, let me see if I have this right. *shaking my head* Your daughter is writing in your voice, but she's typing.

Too funny!

Did you really take an anger management course and have a certificate?

Blu Jewel said...

Rose - my daughter wrote the entire content of the blog except for the opening line and the PS...LMAO! No, I did NOT take an Anger Management course and DO NOT have a cert to prove it...my daughter is just competely crazy and she is in DIRE need of intervention...lol!

Susan Abraham said...

Ha-Ha...
A gorgeous post and the makings of a talented writer, just like her mother! :-)

Terry said...

HA! Now THAT'S funny!

I only have one correction:

"OK YEA SO IM OUT NIGGASZ"

Blu would have really said, "OK YEA IM OUT BEOTCHES"

Priceless.

Blu Jewel said...

Su - my daughter's talents for writing should be questionable at the least based off this...lol. Jokes aside, I do think it was pretty creative; if not laden with silliness and untruths (my anger management)

Terry - you're right, I would have said "beotches!" the kid is a nut!

urban butterfly said...

lol!!! Your daughter seems so adorable!! I can't wait to have children of my own so I can terrorize them!!! hehehehe!! =)

Anonymous said...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.....Midget!?!? Easy on the caffine and Hershey's Kisses because you have slipped on one too many banana peels.....LOLOLOLOL....Too damn funny.

Hugs!! I mean Hugz!!

Blu Jewel said...

urban - she's a joy; a true joy. she made me laugh so hard when she wrote this i couldn't help but let her post it. when u have one, i won't let my daughter babysit though...you can see she's crazy...lol

anon - i can't wait for her to read your comment and i hope she knows it's you

BZ said...

THAT IS SO CUTE!!! Kids are a trip.

Rosemarie said...

Thanks for the clarification! ;)

Does she have her own blog? I encouraged my niece last year to start hers.

Kids...gotta love 'em!

blaqrayne said...

ROFLMAO...I have the pleasure of knowing this lil' creep....j/k I love her to pieces. Very cute post.

Hawa Bond said...

OMG. TOO CUTE!! Wait til I see her at the movies again (hehe). I'm gonna have to let Big D come by and read it tonight - and perhaps give him the chance to do the same at my blog.

I had to do some catch-up reading today. I haven't been here in some days now.

It's always a pleasure!

Honey-Libra said...

LOL...funny

josie said...

well i thought that was cute!

Xavier said...

Going to JA April 9th. You and your crazy daughter are welcome to join. Or if you want, I go back down July 22 with MY crazy daughter.