Have you ever wanted to be the opposite sex for the weekend? I don't know why this thought has crossed my mind, but I'm curious to know what kind of guy I'd be.
My boy, TJ thinks I'd be one of those guys that chicks would migrate to because I have this easy air about me. He says, I'm easy to talk to, not offensive (unless pissed off), and chicks would dig that. So, I asked if I'd just be a male version of who i am now? He said, yes! Of course I ask if he thinks I'd have a stash of chicks because they'd be so "drawn" to me and he said yes, but I wouldn't be sleeping with them. Wasn't that a nice thing for him to say?
Now, TJ is a a man who has a damn near insatiable sexual appetite and would probably sleep with the girls who I wasn't because if they were friends with me, it meant they were good peeps. Strange logic right? Lemme splain...women say they want a man who's polite, respectful, a good listener, and all that gush-gooey shit; meanwhile, they'll cheat on him with some other dude. Why, probably because he's too good to be true, or the desire to have a "bad boy" hasn't completely left her system.
Let me take this a step further...So, my name is now Lou and not Blu. My boy, TJ and I are hanging out. I could lure the girls in with my relaxed and somewhat reserved demeanor while TJ gets to go in for the kill once the girls are caught in the snare. Don't laugh cause if you really think about it, that's how it tends to go down. In any group of friends there's a pretty dynamic pattern...the playa, the thinker, and the comedian. There could be more or less of a particular kind, but overall, that's how most cliques are formed; too many of a like kind is bad for social activities.
Back to the topic. So, from my boys perspective, I'd be the kind of dude that would treat women well, have women flocking to me, but for the most part, I'd be "the friend" type because I wouldn't be breaking them off with my top gun. To be honest, I think I'd be close to that with one exception; I would be breaking off a choice one, maybe two and I'd be laying it down so good. I'd only need to have the 1 or 2 because they'd be so hooked that I wouldn't have time for any more. In addition, I'd be THAT dude because I'd remember that I have a mother or maybe a sister and I wouldn't want some dude to be treating her in some less than manner. I know a lot of guys say that, but there are some that actually practice what they preach. Think about it, just how triflin would it be to be out there treating chicks like crap and then wanna mash some dudes face in cause he did something shitty to his mother or sister? Yeah, it happens all day; everyday, but I just couldn't be that dude.
My curiosity in being of the opposite for weekend lies less in sex though. I'd want to know what it's like to wake up with a piss boner; to eat on the fly cause I couldn't cook; to drink beer and talk shit about a football game (yea, i know some chicks do that, but you feel me), and to do those other "manly" things. Hell, to not have to worry about wearing a bra might be enough for me...lol!