hey y'all! please forgive the untimely posts. there's a lot going in the jewelry shop (my life) and it's kinda prevented me from being an active poster. i am getting to read many of your posts though, so you know i'm still out there.
anyhoo, i thought i'd post something light-hearted today; here goes...
"who the hell told him that living at home with his mama, buying all the latest gadgets instead of getting his own place and being a man was a good look?"
"why does the guy in the 'geek squad' look like a little troll or something from Lord of the Flies?"
"your baby is not cute and you shouldn't be acting like it's the next Gerber baby"
"no, you're perfume does not smell nice and it was a waste of money"
"no, i can't spare any change, i'm broke too dammit!"
"of course i want change, do you really think your service was worth more than the standard?"
"i don't care about Robbie's lack of interest in the computer save for video games. you make too much damn money to stand around talking instead of working"
"OMG! You look like Professor Klump in that tight ass outfit"
"you're so stupid that i bet your other head has more sense than you and it's little!"
"you're a nasty-stank-lazy-no washing your hands after you use the toilet-heffa"
"i wish i could just slap the stupid things you say outta your mouth"
"you bore me so badly that even my butt is numb"
"i'd like to do things to you that would make serial killers look like boy scouts"
"i wish i got paid six figures to sit at my desk to eat and sleep you lazy bastard"
"if you really wanna know why you can't get a date, bathe, get a wardrobe, and get a personality"
"your husband works late cause he'd rather have an affair with the cleaning lady than come home to you"
"i wouldn't eat that if i were you"
"yes, that outfit makes you look fat!"
"yes, you do need to work out, boobs on a man is not attractive"
"no, you can't get in my pants, i already have an asshole thanks!"
"you remind me of my jeep...the one i crashed!"