My (imagined) ADD is full gear today and I can’t concentrate, so this is my post for today.
Ever watch people and make up stories about them?
How come just when you break down to do #2 in public as much as you hate to; someone walks in and you do everything to hold it back?
Have you ever known someone who didn’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom and you avoid them like the plague?
Sometimes I get scared I’m going to fart when I’m being examined by the GYN. (I know…TMI…lmao…this post IS called Random Shit)
Do you eat from the pretzel/cookie/candy jar on someone’s desk?
Do you ever want to, but don’t cause you’re skeeved out thinking that someone who just picked their nose, didn’t wash after using the toilet, or whathaveyou, has already been in that jar?
While grocery shopping, do you or have you ever, tasted something BEFORE you decided if you should purchase it?
I wondered what the lady at the traffic light was listening to cause she kept smiling.
I wish I really had a SaPhyre Lounge for you all to come to
If I were a thief, I could have used a coworkers credit card for fraudulent purchases because he talks loud and said his cc # & the exp date out loud while on the phone
I laughed at a kid who fell down and I didn’t even feel bad about it
Sometimes I see people and say, “they look like they stink”. I know it’s mean, but they really do look like that to me
“One time at band camp”…lmao…just kidding, I’ve never been to band camp; I just like the way that sounds.
Ever see someone come back from lunch and they look like they just got done fucking?
There is a guy (I’ve leave identity less) that has a small dick and has been said to be lousy in bed (this is NOT a rumor) who was talking about sex and how good he is etc., and I wanted to laugh so hard and say, “that’s so not true”, but instead I laughed inwardly
I have the Post Secret books; one day I’ll have the courage to send in one of my own
The cleaning guy smelled nice
Why the hell does my net connex at work decide to act up right when I’m ready to post?