14 December 2006

SoMe ThInGs I kNoW fOr SuRe

God is real

there are men that will allow you to touch their anus without freaking out

men are as insecure about their bodies/looks as women are

saying hi to someone and they don't respond pisses the greeter off

not all women like chocolate and shopping

a lof of children are smarter than they're given credit for being. in fact, there are children better qualified for office than the adults there

being academically smart doesn't give you common sense

words are as dangerous as a loaded gun

there days when a smile, hug, or kind word can stop someone from killing themselves (emotionally, physically, mentally)

music is one hellified way of saying things you can't in your own words

myspace is like an online highschool

Essence Magazine isn't as good as it used to be; thus causing me to end my almost two decade subscription

not all men are incapable of thinking without their dick

a mother's love for her child does NOT always come naturally; look at news archives of what women have done to their babies lately

your average guy is not taking the hoochie home to meet his parents

being turned out isn't always a bad thing

blessings come in a various forms big or small

men love it when a woman is self-confident-assured-esteemed and independent, but will still let him lead when necessary

going to the bathroom in pairs IS necessary; prevents some unwanted contact from happenening

good table etiquette is not optional

Chick-fil-A is da bessest fast food chain eva; where else can you get a good meal for under $4 and still be full; i eat the 6pk kids meal...hee, hee

kissing is a good indicator of how well one can fuck

a man who trims his pubes is aiight wit me; who the hell wants to see shaft coming out of dudes drawers

size counts

not all babies are cute couple that with not all good looking people make cute babies

saying "NO " is ALWAYS an option

breast feeding is not archaic; it's one of the best things you can do for baby and self

hand or shoe size is not indicative of penis size

most men don't really like big or fake titties

that i need to end this crazy list now before y'all wonder what the hell is wrong with me. Oh, and for those (namingly Magicalsis) who don't know or where curious as to what I look like, go to Shades of Blu and you'll know what I look like.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

That shutting the door on fond memories of decent d*ck with a jackass is more easily done when you have some stretching-the-life-out-the-Magnum-XL's-dick.

Yeah, just thought I'd add one! HHAHAHA Great post. Although, I love my big titties and so do my men! :-P

jc said...

I know I've been away, but I'm gonna do my best to play catch up.
say it again...this list is tight. My faves...

God IS real

I'm sure there are men who don't mind, but this man does, but I do keep myself groomed down there though...Oh and I think you might be wrong on the hand size thing...wink...lol

tell me bout them words...my fucking boss came close to catching a bad one

saying NO is ALWAYS an option...feeling that real deep

My add...
the unknown ugliness that lies beneath the smile is a mutha

Terry said...

myspace is like an online highschool

classic.

jus.b.fli said...

well, damn... i coulda wrote this entire list! as a matter of fact, i'm not so sure i didn't! (LOL)

I love you big sis!! you KNOW that right? why you always gotta come over to my house cussin' and carryin' on? (LMAO)

I bet you're wonderin' why you gotta cuss and carry on to get my attention, huh? uhh... well... that's anotha discussion for anotha damn day!! (HAHAHA)

LOVE the list... Peace!

Anonymous said...

Lol. Where did this list and the previous one come from! That's what I love about blogworld. It's so random!

T.C. said...

God is real

the men that WILL allow you to do so, I don't want to meet...

men are as insecure ALL THE WAY around as women are....

words are as dangerous as a loaded gun

blessings come in a various forms big or small

men love it when a woman is self-confident-assured-esteemed and independent, but will still let him lead when necessary

Chick-fil-A is da bessest fast food chain eva; where else can you get a good meal for under $4 and still be full; i eat the 6pk kids meal...hee, hee

a man who trims his pubes is aiight wit me; who the hell wants to see shaft coming out of dudes drawers

size counts


Prince is one of the GREATEST musicans alive...

The strength that you have, you don't know until you have been tested...



I LOVE the list Blu..

Anonymous said...

I already kno wthat you are sexy, i do like big breast but i wouldnt date someone with them. As for the rest of that post some of it was great, some of it i dont even have to worry about, so..........um, i guess thats it.

shan said...

Just wanted u 2 know that I started reading your blogs daily while i wind down my day. I can relate to 99.9% of the things you said here. Funny but tru stuff. :)

shan said...

Ignore the mispellings in the previous post. You know what i mean. :)

Anonymous said...

How eerily true all these lines are, Blu.
This one here:
myspace is like an online highschool
I've always wondered about it. It looks so cool, yet something doesn't end up. And you're right, if one isn't careful a MySpace website ends up looking like a yearbook.

Don't you ever stop being clever, Blu.
btw, thanks for all your super words on my blog. much, much appreciated. :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Blu.
I meant "something doesn't add up..." & not something doesn't end up

Anonymous said...

Nothing to add here. Get out of my head.LOL

BluJewel said...

BZ -stretching-the-life-out-the-Magnum-XL's-dick that's some funny ass shit girl. and if the tigolbitties are working for you; hey do you sista! *hugs*

JC - your ears must have been ringing cause i sure as heck spoke of you and wondered where you've been. good to see you're back. Aww hell, i aint gonna touch your rebuttal to the hand size thing...lol. i see you're feeling me on some things here and your add on is interesting in many way.

TERRY - your response tells me you agree

JUS - yeah, i guess we were on the same wave pattern today as you had some things i was diggin. and yea, i hafta come over and raise some cain from time to time...gotta keep things lively, plus it makes you stop by...hee, hee

J.A.C - my head is full of random/errant/WTF? type things lately. just thought sharing might rid me of them

T.C -oh sweet T.C please dont take it out of context. the prostrate is in that area and it's the mans clitoris *wink*. Agreed Prince is one of the best ever and he's doing the Super Bowl show next year

NIQUE - hey hun. thanks for the stop by. your visits are sporadic, but always pleasant.

SHAN - thank you for coming back and making me a part of your wind down. *hugs* preciate the love and never worry about spelling here. it's all good

SU - you know thanks aren't necessary, but i'm glad my words were helpful to you. Yes, MySpace is a strange community. it has it's +'s but i'm not on there enough to know them. LOL!

WENDY - it seems like this post is the thought of the masses...glad i could help free your mind too.

Anonymous said...

being academically smart doesn't give you common sense...AMEN!!

words are as dangerous as a loaded gun..Too True!

kissing is a good indicator of how well one can fuck... yes indeed. A person's grill is a great indicator of whether or not I will attempt to kiss you,LOL

a man who trims his pubes is aiight wit me; who the hell wants to see shaft coming out of dudes drawers..YES, I love it!

Anonymous said...

being academically smart doesn't give you common sense...AMEN!!

words are as dangerous as a loaded gun..Too True!

kissing is a good indicator of how well one can fuck... yes indeed. A person's grill is a great indicator of whether or not I will attempt to kiss you,LOL

a man who trims his pubes is aiight wit me; who the hell wants to see shaft coming out of dudes drawers..YES, I love it!

blaqrayne said...

Wow, I think I agree with just about everything on this list. :-) I've been fighting a craving for Chik Fil A but now I must got get it...lol.