I "stole" this idea from someone jus.b.fli who "stole" it from someone Xae who "stole" it from who T Cas, who either created it himself of likewise "stole" it from who knows where.
The following are some things I've never done...
I've never misrepresented myself online; as in said, I was one thing, but turned out to be something/one else
I've never sat on the Santa's or Easter Bunny's lap; I think it's a little creepy
I've never watched Miracle on 34th Street in its entirety; no reason, just haven't
I've never believed in Santa; no one could convincingly sell me on that ideal
I've never understood getting peed or shit on during sex; nuff said
I never wanted to be a virgin when I got married; wanted to know what the hell I'd be in for
I never thought I was a good writer; until I did an open mic
I've never smoked cigarettes/weed, tried coke, or any other illicit drug; never saw any good in it
I've never known my maternal grandfather or paternal grandparents; each died before I ever met them
**Honorable mention (not quite a never; more like a haven't) to Terry cause I haven't heard such a good collection of music so well put together in a long time. Folks, holla at Terry for your very own copy of his Mellow CD, I've had it on repeat all day cause it's da mutha effin troof!
What haven't you done?