25 January 2008

random & miscellaneous thoughts

I think skinny dipping is great

Ever wonder if that cute girl/guy you've been crushing on will look as cute while they're sleeping?

If you became famous, how much of your life would you change?

I don't feel sorry for celebs who eff their lives up because I'm offended that they've squandered their talent and shit on those who are struggling to make it.

I had an opportunity to date celebs and turned it down. Just didn't want to 1) become just a f*ck and 2) didn't want my life to be on display by being with them

You're given $10,000 to get cosmetic surgery, what would you change and why?

Sometimes I look at the guys in men's magazines and wonder if 1) they're gay or 2) how big their penis is.

Kissing on the first date; a go or no go?

I have a mental crush on a few actors and wonder if they'd kiss as good in real life as they make it look on t.v

Then again, I'm not sure I'd really want to know because I'd be really disappointed if it were bad. This is the one time I think fantasy is better than reality

How come fat people always order diet drinks?

If you're completely compatible in every way with the object of your affection, but they can't really move you in bed, do you settle for bad sex or move on?

I considered changing my name to something else when I was younger and sometimes wish I'd gone through with it

How come smokers smoke in their car and then throw the butts out the window?

If a man masturbates, does that constitute murder? (been thinking about that for some time after watching Legally Blonde)

I've worn something and then taken it back for no other reason than I just wanted it for the occasion

I know stealing is wrong, but got quite a kick out of doing it when I was a kid. I'd be hard pressed to do it now though. Guess I've got too much to lose.

I feel guilty when I hear gospel songs that I don't like

I have a family member that I want to slap the taste out of her mouth so bad

If you found out you were dating your half-brother/sister how would you confront your parent(s)?

I like to send cards/notes through snail mail just because

I saw a boy in girls skinny jeans and it was very disturbing to me because he had a girlfriend. (since when were girls jeans interchangeable? Help!)

I've often wondered what it would be like to see myself through someone else's eyes...literally!

16 comments:

Mizrepresent said...

Bad sex - move on

Dated celebs before and it ended bc of what you said.

Kissing on first date...a must! If you can't kiss well, it goes no further.

10k to improve, nah, i won't tell. lol!

You wonder how they will look when they are asleep, i wonder if they will snore?

Have a great weekend lady!

chele said...

oh how I love the random ... you actually feel guilty when you hear a gospel song that you don't like?

Rosemarie said...

Diet drinks - Funny, but true!

Bad sex - Isn't there always a starting point for everyone?

Smokers who litter - I wish I had a badge! I'd like to pull them over and write them a ticket. Disgusting!

Seeing myself - I couldn't be so brave.

Don said...

if you're completely compatible in every way with the object of your affection, but they can't really move you in bed, do you settle for bad sex or move on?

I never thought I would say this...but I would settle for bad sex. It's not everyday that you're going to find someone you find yourself completely compatible with.

Speak on some other later today.

Blu Jewel said...

Miz - at least I know there is someone else who'd rather have her self-respect in tact that to be just another notch. Can't believe you wont dish on your 10k changeover. LOL@ if they're snore; yeah that's good to know too.

chele - i've missed you. yes, I really do feel guilty and I've yet to figure out why.

Rosemarie - true, everyone does have to have a starting point, but I think you'd have to improve at some point. I want to see what I look like moreso because one's actions can pretty much tell you how they see you.

Don - Man, am I ever stunned, but you're absolutely right because finding a good/complete/compatible person is very hard.

Saitek said...

I've often wondered what it would be like to see myself through someone else's eyes...literally!

Thats the type of truth that most would rather die before being exposed to.

Damn I Love this blog!!!

~beth ♥ said...

Amen ... to all of it! I was going to select just a few but I kept agreeing with you! Oh ... and I wandered over here from lehane's site.

Blu Jewel said...

saitek - thank you for stopping by and i hope you'll come back again. As I said, to Rosemarie, I'm more wanting to see what I LOOK like in their eyes. How they treat me is pretty much a good indicator of how they "see" me.

Beth - Thanks for the visit and hope you'll come again...I've never had anyone agree completely with my random thoughts. I'm smiling big for this one.

eclectik said...

I so heart you..this is a GREAT post.

Why isnt it us?

e.

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Karrie B. said...

-WOW...i wonder if the guy sitting next to me on the train is gay...

-i kiss on the 1st date, matter of fact, i've kissed guys i didn't even know or care to know when i was drunk!

-i was a total clepto. chips, snapples, honey buns...u name it, it grabbed it.

-karrie b.

Natural Mystic said...

Lol. This entry is hilarious. I think some of the same things and just laugh to myself about them. My favorite thought out of the bunch is:

"I saw a boy in girls skinny jeans and it was very disturbing to me because he had a girlfriend. (since when were girls jeans interchangeable? Help!)"

I see that so often @ my school that it just gave me instant flashbacks. The surprising thing should be is that now girls jackets are interchangeable as well...yes the little cropped jackets are worn by boys too...straight boys...questionable isn't it? Maybe its because girls have so many more options than guys to choose from.

The Love Collective said...

Re: Dating your half-brother/sister. What if BOTH of you wanted to continue dating? Would that be strange ... and hot ... in a strange way?

Blu Jewel said...

karrie b. - welcome and thank you for the visit. LMAO@ you kissing not only on the first date, but drunk kissing. I know I shouldn't say this, but wasn't there something exciting about being a klepto?

mystic - that whole interchangeable clothing thing is disturbing to me. I know women have gotten away with it for years, but why do men want to wear our clothes especially when the majority is so form fitting? *smh*

love - uhm? Nah, I don't think I'd find dating my half brother remotely hot. Yes, I might have before I found out we were related, but AFTER finding out; I think I'd find myself hurt, angry, a little corrupted, and certainly about to have it out with my respective parent for their non disclosure

hawa said...

Oh. My. GOD. I also feel guilty when I hear a gospel song that I don't like. I try to listen (out of some bogus respect, I'm sure) and then I turn to a good R&B/Hip-Hop song with a beat that makes the drive seem shorter. LOL

Dating half siblings? My sweetie and I aren't laughing anymore now that our quick family tree lesson says we may be cousins. I look so much like his dead mother that his sister burst into tears when she saw my picture. Dang.

Kissing on the first date used to be da bomb, so long as they didn't even THINK about my pants.

And gosh. I never skinny dipped in my life. Too self-conscious to even look at myself naked in a relatively public place. LMBO

T.C. said...

i like sending cards too...i like giving cards, they say a lot

i have family i could bodyslam

girl jeans on a boy...yea that's crazy!

i wonder what it would be like to see myself as someone else see's me too