DISCLAIMER - After succombing to peer pressure, I've decided I'd try another themed week. It's a hard task for me because thinking of unique themes stresses me, so if I change midstream, it's because I can't handle the pressure.
As some of you know, I'm at the top end of my 30s which means I should be a little more mature and congnizent of proper decorum. While I typically do behave accordingly, sometimes the little bad kid in me wants to come out and play and she made her presence known on Friday. Since then, a series of michievous thoughts have crossed my mind and I'll share them with you.
...burst the inflated pumpkin on someone's front lawn
...find a way to cut the power to an invisible fence to see if the dog would make a break for it
...crank call people posing as a bill collector or some other annoying person
...call the chinese restaurant and order Genital Chicken (General Chicken) and a Poo-Poo platter and ask if it has poop in it
...put saran wrap across a toilet and wait for someone to use it
...put tape on key holes
...create phony email addys and play tricks on friends to see what they'll say about the email
(no, I'm not responsible for any such emails you might receive)
...call a store and ask for a product is not on sale, but is at their competitors and then berate them for not having it on sale
...drive slow in the fast lane to pay back someone who's done it to me
...play some real hood music in a white neighborhood and some crazy rock music in the hood
...leave an anonymous seductive message on a stranger's voicemail
...giving in to any errant behavior that comes over me while in public
What does your inner child want to do?