I had no idea what I wanted to blog about today and then this hit me.
I know it isn't just me who does this, but I wanted to through some wierd thoughts out there that have recently (and not so recently) gone through my head.
Ever wonder why the black people in soap opera's have no black friends? Is the budget that small that they can only have a limited number of black actors in the story?
Ever wish you could write the script from a more everyday point of view? That would be some soap opera!
Ever look at someone at a couple and think, "they must be a disgusting couple in the bedroom."
Ever look at your coworkers and think, if you're this much of a dick/bitch here, I wonder what you're like at home?
Ever wish you could go out and mute someone's speakerphone because you know they don't need to conduct every call via speaker?
Ever wish you could go to the loud cowoker and say, "can you please just shut the fuck up?"
Ever wonder what people are listening in their cars when they pass you and they're singing or bobbing their heads?
Ever look at someone and think, "did you even look in the mirror when you got dressed today?"
Ever just wanna slap the shit out of that kid who obviously has no hometraining?
Ever been tempted to pull the pants down of the kid with his jeans hanging off his ass?
Ever want to offer the teen girl with her pilsbury roll that she needs a longer shirt?
Okay, I'm gonna quit here cause I'm finding more and more things to question. Care to share your wierd thoughts?